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sendReplyKeyboard("Select your assigned server hall for today's maintenance:", [
  ["Hall Alpha (Racks 1-20)"],
  ["Hall Beta (Racks 21-40)"],
  ["Cage C (High-Density SAN)"]
])
waitForAnswer("/grant_access")

clearWait()
removeKeyboard("Target zone recorded.")
FLEX.setProperty("active_zone", message)
pushDB("audit_logs/colocation", {
  engineer_id: user.id,
  engineer_name: user.first_name,
  zone: message,
  action: "checkin",
  timestamp: Date.now()
})
sendDocument("https://assets.internal.net/dc-compliance-pass.pdf", {
  caption: `Access granted for *${message}*. Keep your digital pass accessible at all times.`,
  parse_mode: "Markdown"
})

const zone = await FLEX.getProperty("active_zone").value()
if (!zone) {
  sendMessage("No active data hall check-in found for your account.")
  return
}
FLEX.deleteProperty("active_zone")
pushDB("audit_logs/colocation", {
  engineer_id: user.id,
  engineer_name: user.first_name,
  zone: zone,
  action: "checkout",
  timestamp: Date.now()
})
sendMessage(`Checked out of *${zone}*. Security gate has been notified.`, { parse_mode: "Markdown" })

⚠️ Note: Ensure FIREBASE_URL and FIREBASE_SECRET are configured so audit logs and user property states persist across server restarts.

sendMessage("🚀 *Select build target:*", {
  buttons: [
    [{ text: "📦 Staging Rebuild", command: "/run_deploy staging" }],
    [{ text: "⚡ Production Rebuild", command: "/run_deploy production" }]
  ]
});

sendChatAction("typing");
const target = params || "staging";
const hookUrl = target === "production" 
  ? "https://api.buildhost.com/v1/hooks/prod" 
  : "https://api.buildhost.com/v1/hooks/stage";
const res = HTTP.post({ 
  url: hookUrl, 
  body: { trigger: "telegram", user: user.username || user.first_name } 
});
USER.setProp("last_target", target);
sendMessage(`🔨 *${target.toUpperCase()}* build triggered.\nQueue ID: \`${res?.data?.id || "active"}\``, {
  buttons: [{ text: "🔍 Check Live Status", command: "/build_status" }]
});

sendChatAction("typing");
const target = await USER.getProp("last_target").value() || "staging";
const res = HTTP.get({ url: `https://api.buildhost.com/v1/status/${target}` });
const status = res?.data?.status || "deployed";
sendMessage(`📊 *Environment:* \`${target}\`\nStatus: *${status.toUpperCase()}*`, {
  buttons: [
    [{ text: "🔄 Refresh", command: "/build_status" }],
    [{ text: "🚀 Deploy Menu", command: "/deploy" }]
  ]
});

⚠️ Note: Replace the mock buildhost API endpoints with your actual hosting provider's build hook and status URLs.

const ticketId = params || Math.floor(1000 + Math.random() * 9000);
const orderCard = `🍽 *Order #${ticketId}*\n*Items:* 2x Smash Burger, 1x Truffle Fries\n*Status:* ⏳ Queued`;
const buttons = [[{ text: "👨‍🍳 Claim Ticket", command: `/claim` }]];
sendMessage(orderCard, { buttons });

if (!isCallback) return;
const chefName = user.username ? `@${user.username}` : user.first_name;
const updatedText = message.replace("⏳ Queued", `🔥 Prepping (Chef: ${chefName})`);
const buttons = [[{ text: "🔔 Mark Ready for Pickup", command: "/ready" }]];
answerCallback("You claimed this ticket!");
editCallbackMessage(updatedText, buttons);

if (!isCallback) return;
const updatedText = message.replace(/🔥 Prepping.*?\)/, "✅ Ready for Runner");
const buttons = [[{ text: "📦 Handed Off / Archive", command: "/archive" }]];
answerCallback("Order is up! Runner alert dispatched.", true);
editCallbackMessage(updatedText, buttons);

if (!isCallback) return;
answerCallback("Ticket archived");
deleteMessage(message_id);

const alertTarget = user.username ? `@${user.username}` : user.first_name;
await setDB(`subscribers/${user.id}`, { id: user.id, user: alertTarget });
sendMessage(`🔔 *Status Alerts Active*\nYou will receive real-time notifications before scheduled server maintenance.`);

sendChatAction("typing");
const subs = await getDB("subscribers");
const userIds = subs ? Object.keys(subs) : [];
const notice = `⚠️ *System Maintenance Notice*\n\nDatabase migration starts in 15 minutes. Bot APIs will be briefly paused.`;
const buttons = [{ text: "Live Status Page", url: "https://status.example.com" }];
const report = await broadcast(userIds, notice, buttons, 40);
sendMessage(`📡 *Dispatch Complete*\nDelivered: *${report.sent}*\nFailed: *${report.failed}*`);

⚠️ Note: Lock broadcast_maintenance.js behind an admin ID check or private bot property so unauthorized users cannot trigger mass broadcasts.

sendReplyKeyboard(
  "<b>Crew Mode active.</b> Tap a station button to log your position or hail the lead desk:",
  [["📍 Main Stage", "📍 Expo Hall"], ["🚨 Tech Assist", "🏁 Drop Shift"]]
);

if (message === "🏁 Drop Shift") {
  USER.deleteProp("station");
  removeKeyboard("Shift ended. Custom keyboard dismissed.");
} else if (message === "🚨 Tech Assist") {
  sendMessage(`🚨 <b>Urgent Alert:</b> Runner ${user.first_name} needs immediate backup at their post!`);
} else if (message.startsWith("📍")) {
  USER.setProp("station", message.replace("📍 ", ""));
  sendMessage(`Logged current post as <b>${message}</b>.`);
}

const station = await USER.getProp("station").value();
if (!station) {
  sendMessage("No active station logged. Send /crew to bring up your station pad.");
} else {
  sendMessage(`👤 <b>Runner:</b> ${user.first_name}\n📍 <b>Active Post:</b> ${station}`);
}

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const claimed = await USER.getProp('daily_claimed').value();
const today = new Date().toISOString().slice(0, 10);
if (claimed === today) {
  sendMessage('⏳ You already claimed your 50 daily kudos for today!');
  return;
}
USER.setProp('daily_claimed', today);
const balance = (await USER.getProp('balance').value()) || 0;
USER.setProp('balance', balance + 50);
sendMessage('🎁 Credited *50 kudos* to your account! Check the ledger via `/pot` or tip the pool with `/tip 10`.');

const amount = Math.max(1, parseInt(params, 10) || 10);
const balance = (await USER.getProp('balance').value()) || 0;
if (balance < amount) {
  sendMessage(`⚠️ Insufficient balance! You have *${balance}* kudos available.`);
  return;
}
USER.setProp('balance', balance - amount);
const pool = (await BOT.getProp('sprint_pool').value()) || 0;
BOT.setProp('sprint_pool', pool + amount);
const totalTipped = (await USER.getProp('total_tipped').value()) || 0;
USER.setProp('total_tipped', totalTipped + amount);
sendMessage(`✨ You pitched *${amount}* kudos into the sprint pot! Current balance: *${balance - amount}*.`);

const pool = (await BOT.getProp('sprint_pool').value()) || 0;
const tipped = (await USER.getProp('total_tipped').value()) || 0;
const balance = (await USER.getProp('balance').value()) || 0;
sendMessage(`🏆 *Sprint Kudos Ledger*\n\n🔥 Total Team Pot: *${pool}* kudos\n👤 Your Contributions: *${tipped}* kudos\n💰 Available Balance: *${balance}* kudos`, {
  buttons: [
    [
      { text: "🎁 Claim Daily Kudos", command: "/daily" },
      { text: "⚡ Tip 10 Kudos", command: "/tip 10" }
    ]
  ]
});

⚠️ Note: Make sure FIREBASE_URL and FIREBASE_SECRET are configured in your environment so properties persist seamlessly between deployments.

sendMessage("Let's get your creative project rolling. Reply with the client or campaign name:");
waitForAnswer("/brief_name");

TEMP.setProp("campaign", message);
sendMessage("Great! Now send your audio voice memo brief or attach your scope document:");
waitForAnswer("/brief_asset");

const campaign = await TEMP.getProp("campaign").value();
pushDB("project_briefs", {
  user_id: user.id,
  username: user.username || user.first_name,
  campaign: campaign,
  message_id: message_id,
  submitted_at: Date.now()
});
clearWait();
sendMessage("✅ Creative brief for *" + campaign + "* logged successfully! Our team will review the audio assets.");

⚠️ Note: Ensure FIREBASE_URL and FIREBASE_SECRET are configured in your environment so pushDB can generate persistent records.

if (!params) return sendMessage("<b>Usage:</b> <code>/preview https://example.com</code>");
sendChatAction("upload_photo");
const res = await HTTP.get({ url: `https://api.microlink.io?url=${encodeURIComponent(params)}` });
if (!res?.data?.image?.url) return sendMessage("❌ Could not extract OpenGraph metadata from that URL.");
const { title, description, image } = res.data;
sendPhoto(image.url, {
  caption: `🌐 <b>${title || "No title"}</b>\n\n${description || "No description"}\n\n🔗 <code>${params}</code>`
});

if (!params) return sendMessage("<b>Usage:</b> <code>/headers https://example.com</code>");
sendChatAction("typing");
const res = await HTTP.custom({ url: params, method: "HEAD" });
const cache = res?.headers?.["cache-control"] || "none";
const server = res?.headers?.["server"] || "hidden";
const type = res?.headers?.["content-type"] || "unknown";
sendMessage(`📡 <b>Response Headers</b>\n\n• <b>Target:</b> <code>${params}</code>\n• <b>Content-Type:</b> <code>${type}</code>\n• <b>Cache-Control:</b> <code>${cache}</code>\n• <b>Server:</b> <code>${server}</code>`);

sendChatAction("typing");
const target = params || "backend";
const res = await HTTP.get({
  url: `https://ops.internal-infra.net/logs/tail?service=${target}`
});
if (!res || !res.logs) {
  sendMessage(`❌ Unable to fetch tail output for <b>${target}</b>.`);
  return;
}
sendMessage(`📋 <b>Tail output: ${target}</b>\n<pre>${res.logs}</pre>`);

sendChatAction("upload_document");
const target = params || "backend";
const res = await HTTP.post({
  url: "https://ops.internal-infra.net/logs/archive",
  body: { service: target, requested_by: user.username || user.id }
});
if (!res || !res.file_url) {
  sendMessage(`❌ Archive generation failed for <b>${target}</b>.`);
  return;
}
pushDB("audit/log_requests", { user_id: user.id, service: target, date: Date.now() });
sendDocument(res.file_url, {
  caption: `🗜️ <b>Diagnostic dump:</b> <code>${target}</code>`
});

⚠️ Note: Protect sensitive internal endpoints by ensuring your bot server's outbound IP is allowlisted on your private network firewall.

const holder = await BOT.getProp("staging_locked_by").value();
if (holder) {
  sendMessage(`🔴 *Staging 1 is LOCKED* by ${holder}`, {
    buttons: [{ text: "🔓 Release Staging", command: "/unlock_staging" }]
  });
} else {
  sendMessage("🟢 *Staging 1 is AVAILABLE* for testing.", {
    buttons: [{ text: "🔒 Claim Staging", command: "/lock_staging" }]
  });
}

if (isCallback) {
  answerCallback("Environment claimed!", false);
}
const claimant = user.first_name || user.username || "Anonymous Dev";
BOT.setProp("staging_locked_by", claimant);
editCallbackMessage(`🔴 *Staging 1 is LOCKED* by ${claimant}`, [
  { text: "🔓 Release Staging", command: "/unlock_staging" }
]);

if (isCallback) {
  answerCallback("Environment released!", false);
}
BOT.deleteProp("staging_locked_by");
editCallbackMessage("🟢 *Staging 1 is AVAILABLE* for testing.", [
  { text: "🔒 Claim Staging", command: "/lock_staging" }
]);

⚠️ Note: Shared status across all users is handled automatically via BOT.setProp, which syncs to your configured Firebase Realtime DB without any manual database setup.

const actions = [
  [{ text: "/incident" }, { text: "/swap" }],
  [{ text: "/clockout" }]
];
sendReplyKeyboard("🛠 *On-call dock initialized.*\nUse the quick controls below to log activities or rotate coverage.", actions, "Markdown");

pushDB("ops_shifts", {
  engineer: user.first_name || user.username,
  uid: user.id,
  action: "ROTATION_COMPLETED",
  time: Date.now()
});
sendMessage("📋 *Shift swap logged to database.* Standby team alerted.", { parse_mode: "Markdown" });

pushDB("ops_shifts", {
  engineer: user.first_name || user.username,
  uid: user.id,
  action: "SIGNED_OFF",
  time: Date.now()
});
removeKeyboard("👋 *Shift ended.* Custom dock buttons dismissed.");

sendMessage('🎧 *Client Review Suite*\nSelect a sound asset below to audition the draft mix in-chat:', {
  buttons: [
    [{ text: '🎵 Synth Lead Hook', command: '/preview synth' }, { text: '🥁 Live Drum Break', command: '/preview drums' }],
    [{ text: '⚡ Ambient Stinger FX', command: '/preview stinger' }]
  ]
});

const track = params.trim();
sendChatAction('upload_document');
sendAudio(`https://cdn.example.com/audio/${track}-preview.mp3`, {
  caption: `Draft preview: *${track}* (128kbps demo).\nTap below to pull the uncompressed stem.`,
  buttons: [
    [{ text: '📦 Deliver 24-bit WAV', command: `/master ${track}` }],
    [{ text: '« Back to Catalog', command: '/samples' }]
  ]
});

const track = params.trim();
sendChatAction('upload_document');
sendDocument(`https://cdn.example.com/audio/${track}-master.wav`, {
  caption: `Studio master for *${track}* (24-bit 48kHz WAV). Exported and ready for timeline drop.`
});

sendChatAction('typing');
sendPoll(
  'What is your team primary deployment target this quarter?',
  ['Kubernetes / EKS', 'Serverless Edge', 'Bare Metal / VPS', 'Managed PaaS'],
  { is_anonymous: false }
);
sendMessage('🎯 *Live audience poll dispatched.* Toggle stage feedback menu?', {
  buttons: [{ text: 'Open Speaker Rating', command: '/rate_stage' }]
});

sendReplyKeyboard(
  'Select your feedback for the current keynote speaker:',
  [['🔥 Incredible Insights', '👍 Solid Content'], ['⚡ Needs More Demos', '😴 Too Basic']]
);

removeKeyboard('🎉 Rating recorded! Keyboard controls cleared for the next talk.');

⚠️ Note: Ensure your bot is added as an administrator with posting rights if you dispatch polls into a broadcast channel.