So now companies are pivot-shopping for digital assets instead of fixing their balance sheets. BitMine grabbed 53k ETH and the SEC is letting them put it in the books like it is cash. Hilarious. My neighbor never shuts up about his lawn. If the market takes a dump, they are going to find out the hard way that ethereum is not a hedge, it is a high-beta tech play that moves exactly how the whales want it to. They will be stuck holding these bags while trying to explain to shareholders why their treasury value evaporated during a gas spike. Everything is rigged. @cryptonoisefree
September 2, 2026 3.3K
