Heh, hey guys, it's just me Alex McNabb, just swooping in after a long day of TROLLING THE FUCK OUT OF THE FORUM. I'm kind of a big celebrity there, love me or hate me baby, everybody's got the MCSTABB on their mind, ya'know? It’s like I just get inside people’s head, play with their thoughts, stir em up, mix em up, shake em up, bake em up, break em up. I see some pleb so-called CHRISTIAN talking some shit so I swoop in and lay down some verses from Nietzsche aka BIG FRED THE CHRIST FLAYER. Maybe you’ve heard of him, maybe you haven’t, but what you don’t know is how badly I’m going to BLOW YOUR MINDS. Perhaps you’ve seen my troll guide. It’s basically the greatest thing ever written but the funny thing is, it won’t protect you from me. Listen here 9/11 troothers and shitlibs, I’ve spent years trolling everyone on Facebook so I know that I’m the man. Just when you think you’ve got me cornered, I serve up a big old SLAB OF MCSTABB and rip you apart like my calf muscles after a 90 mile uphill bike ride (heh, no training wheels on this bad bitch). That’s just how I do it. One minute I’m talking about my favorite episodes of Deep Space Nine, the next I’m making the forum worship me like the god (who obviously doesn’t exist) I am. I see you on the road crying, covered in blood, making a scene. Blood and death don’t phase me, cool and emotionless, I’m LIKE A PSYCHO, but don’t say anything about oppressing women or I’ll get REALLY MAD. Then the troll machine will be unleashed and you’ll really be sorry.
