Invincible Captain

Dedicated to all the keyboard warriors: Do you think war is some Gajar(Carrot )ka Halwa that you can whip up whenever you feel like it? Do you think a nuclear bomb is a carrot or what? Grow up, kiddos. Step out of your delulu land — this isn’t Strawberry Land.

Happy Sunday 🥱

"Justice delayed until after someone's death—how tragic."

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"Keeping someone from pursuing justice because of your own wrongdoings is a clear sign of pure narcissism. Your wrong deeds do not justify denying someone else their right to justice."

"Oh, so you’ve got more sympathy for illegal immigrants than for Indians? Alright, alright… So where am I supposed to find Indians now — Antarctica? Yeah, I'm fine. What about you?"

"Indian diplomacy is doing well, and most importantly, I don't do paid reviews — scarcity tactics don't work on me."

English Version:- "A pay raise is necessary for all officials—including government employees, MPs, MLAs, and others—to ensure better policy implementation through improved motivation, precision, and execution." Hindi Version:- "सभी अधिकारियों—जैसे कि सरकारी कर्मचारी, सांसद, विधायक और अन्य—के लिए वे…

English Version:- "It is time to phase out most freebies for the nation's long-term benefit. While it may be unpopular with many, it will ultimately improve the chances of a better life for everyone in the future." Hindi Version:- "राष्ट्र के दीर्घकालिक हित के लिए अब अधिकांश मुफ्त योजनाओं को चरणबद…

Dedicated to all the emotionless traitors: "Only cowards bend down on their knees in front of traitors. Don't treat people like punching bags, social experiments, or lab specimens. Don't harass people like scumbags." Neither your title, power, nor position is greater than this 🇮🇳 flag. Key Note: Yo…

"Kindly verify the existence of any insurance policy issued under your name without your prior knowledge or consent."

Received a Confession Resulting from Grave Injustice: "I heard that someone was making me pay child support for a child that isn't mine, and they were taking it out of my inheritance using a fraudulent power of attorney over my money." Disclaimer: Sender details are not disclosed at this time. Many…

The Iron Lady of Justice

English version:- "I was listening to a song — ‘I’ll scream Justice Justice, tearing my shirt apart!’ Oh really? That’s not the original song? Huh? Seriously? So I’ll have to replace Justice with something else? Bruahhhh… Ohhh, Justice as in — the blindfolded ‘Iron Lady of Justice’? So what differen…

Good evening... or night... whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah — I'm alive 🙃. Whatever. Eat healthy.