Humorous life principles that work
1. Axiom of Kahn and Orben:
If nothing else helps, finally read the instructions!
2. Young's Law:
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
3. Meskimen's Law:
There is never enough time to do the job right, but there is time to redo it.
4. Fingale's eighth rule:
Teamwork is very important. It allows you to shift the blame onto someone else.
5. Lerman's corollary:
You will always be short of either time or money.
6. Murphy's Law of Scientific Research:
You can always conduct a sufficient amount of research to defend your theory.








