vx-underground: post #9367 — TG.ME

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vx-underground> be me > outside > hehe sun feel good > weird thingie on tree > looks like fuzzy frog > wtf frogs are cool > approach fuzzy frog > fuzzy frog flies off tree > bites me > scream > "ah wtf, you fucking bitch" > slap fuzzy frog hard af > fuzzy frog on ground…

> tell wife
> wife freaks out
> says I'll get rabies
> okay lol
> drive to ER
> tell them bit by bat
> they give me cool guy pass
> cut everyone in ER line
> haha suckers
> doctor sees me
> lol we gotta give you shots
> ok no big deal
> leaves
> comes back with 6 needles
> wtf
> "one in both shoulder"
> "one in both butt cheeks"
> "4 shots where bat bit you"
> needles fucking gigantic
> wtf
> get 8 shots
> body lumpy from shots
> tells me need to come back
> in 3 days, 7 days, 14 days
> wtf 6 more shots

Dawg, DO NOT become exposed to rabies. The shots HURT A LOT.

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