The speaker of Iran's parliament posted trading advice on X before… — The Meme Times

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The speaker of Iran's parliament posted trading advice on X before U.S. futures opened: pump the pre-market news? Short it. Dump it? Go long. The market then moved almost exactly as described.

BTC spent the weekend bleeding toward $64,900, caught a bid once Trump posted "great progress" on Iran peace talks, and recovered to $67,600 by Monday morning. The Iran war has turned crypto into a 24/7 geopolitical instrument - BTC now prices diplomacy before Wall Street even opens.