If I ever find whoever puked on this I’m gonna bring all the boys, and we’re gonna greet you with a holy kiss. You’re gonna be so heckin’ holy by the time you’ve been good and greeted by each and every one of us. I’m not talking like a polite hello you give your neighbor you barely know as you get the trash cans style greeting. I’m talking best friends from childhood that had been through everything together re-uniting after being separated for years when your dad got shipped to a new office out of state style that you’re finally seeing again on spring break style greeting. I’m saying a tearful, grateful, hoping this is the last hello because we can’t stand the thought of another goodbye style greeting.
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