Prison Guard was filling in paperwork.
PG: Name?
Emory Andrew Tate the Third.
PG: Married?
Sir, negative sir.
PG: Children?
Yes sir.
PG: How many?
More than 5 sir.
PG: I asked how many.
I don’t see why it is relevant sir. I have enemies and nobody in the world knows the answer besides me and Tristan.
Not even the various mothers.
PG: I need an answer, a number.
I will answer you however I am duty-bound to inform you that I intend to lie.
PG: That’s fine.
6 sir.
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