it's my main bitch's birthday. happy birthday to my wife/husband. idk anymore ๐ค we've been best friends since 4th grade and somehow neither of us has filed for a restraining order -mostly you cause i'm A LOT to deal with- and breaking up isnโt even an option anymore. we're basically coworkers at this point. ๐ญ๐
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