Pump.fun is literally paying people to be shills now. A 30k salary plus a 20k bonus just to leave the competition and farm their platform. The coffee here tastes like burnt plastic and broken dreams. They want these guys to delete their old accounts and put their public wallets on full display. It is just another way to lock people into the casino so they can extract fees until they get wrecked. Everything is performative. These whales are turning into employees. Imagine grinding for a boss who views your wallet as a data point. My laptop fan is screaming again. If this trend holds we are looking at an arms race where platforms bleed out cash just to maintain the veneer of volume. It is getting messy.
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