This is my cat. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My cat… — Congregation Of Kitty's — TG.ME

This is my cat. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My cat is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my cat is useless. Without my cat, I am useless. I must fire my cat true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will ... My cat and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit ... My cat is human, even as I [am human], because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my cat clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ... Before God, I swear this creed. My cat and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!