That's not the kind of sex we want! 3 obviously overrated options ❌… — The Art Of Seduction

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That's not the kind of sex we want! 3 obviously overrated options ❌

💦 Sex in the shower.
Water is no substitute for lube. It's hard for two people to fit in the shower. You can slip and fall and break all your bones.

🏖 Sex on the beach.
That would be all right, but you'll be shoveling sand out of your privates for a long time to come. And pebbles leave bruises on your body.

🍕 Sex after three pizzas.
No. No way. The consequences aren't even appetizing to list.

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