That's not the kind of sex we want! 3 obviously overrated options ❌… — The Art Of Seduction — TG.ME

That's not the kind of sex we want! 3 obviously overrated options ❌ 💦 Sex in the shower. Water is no substitute for lube. It's hard for two people to fit in the shower. You can slip and fall and break all your bones. 🏖 Sex on the beach. That would be all right, but you'll be shoveling sand out of your privates for a long time to come. And pebbles leave bruises on your body. 🍕 Sex after three pizzas. No. No way. The consequences aren't even appetizing to list.

September 5, 2026 1.6K 6